Health Tips

6) I still think about my ex-boyfriends and compare them to you. Mostly you win. Sometimes not.



7) I have Googled your exes.



8) When I'm falling in love with you, I completely lose my appetite.



9) My body really isn't naturally this hairless and smooth all over. But I will never allow you to see any indication whatsoever of all the shaving, tweezing, waxing, exfoliating, and moisturizing that gets it this way.



10) I only appear to have it all together. My true organization (or lack thereof) is revealed in my closet, my makeup bag, my desk files.



11) I have discovered your porn stash and your frequently visited porn Web sites and think the things that turn you on are hilarious.



12) When I say, "I'm ready," I'll need exactly 7 more minutes to get ready. Don't try to cheat the system by showing up 7 minutes later; I will still need an extra 7 minutes.



13) When I say, "I'll meet you in 15 minutes," I mean I will leave in 15 minutes, and thus won't actually arrive for at least 30 (but probably more like 40).



14) You've made me cry more times than you'll ever know.



15) I obsess about when you're going to call me again. The period of time between our first date and your "Thanks for a great night; when can I see you again?" always seems stretched into slow motion. So don't worry about looking too eager. Call. Even if you only wait until noon the day after, it will feel like a lifetime to me. And don't send me an e-mail unless you want me to put you in the figurative trash can along with your message.



16) I want you to talk a little dirty.



17) At the beginning of our relationship, I save all of your voice mails and listen to them (and make my friends listen, too), repeatedly.



18) I might wear granny underwear and purposely not shave my legs because I like you. As crazy as it sounds, the more I like you, the less likely I am to sleep with you on an early date, because I don't want to sabotage having a "proper" relationship with you. So I just might purposely hunt out the ugliest underwear in my drawer and not shave my legs -- all to prevent myself from getting naked with you too soon. Sometimes I might get a little tipsy or carried away, and this plan will backfire.



19) I split the cost of my fashion purchases over two or more credit cards, so you don't notice the gargantuan deficit.